Funny. Funny.
Last night on Cameron way to bed he yells out:
"I put the plunger on the floor so don't move it, I put something under it!"
"I put the plunger on the floor so don't move it, I put something under it!"
Cameron: I got a new girlfriend today
Me: I thought you had a new one yesterday
Cam: Yea, but she didn't call me back yesterday so I got a new one
Me: well, that's not nice
Cam: so I asked another girl to be my girlfriend and I'd really like to take her on a date to McDonald's.
Me: I thought you had a new one yesterday
Cam: Yea, but she didn't call me back yesterday so I got a new one
Me: well, that's not nice
Cam: so I asked another girl to be my girlfriend and I'd really like to take her on a date to McDonald's.
Brianna and I are at the library and I saw a boy there that she has a crush on. So I asked her if she said hello. Her response was:
"Mom, you have no idea how hard it is to talk to a boy that hot!"
"Mom, you have no idea how hard it is to talk to a boy that hot!"
On the way to school Brianna told me that she can celebrate Justin Bieber's birthday when Daddy's dead. And when Daddy's dead he can't control her any more!
Coming home from school I said I can't believe how much the dogs are ripping up the yard (it looks awful by the way) and Brianna says then quit buying dogs.
Bri: can we take Chanel (the truck) to grandma's house?
Me: yes
Bri: good but daddy can drive because you cuss to much.
Me: yes
Bri: good but daddy can drive because you cuss to much.
Bri: I just love to ride motorcyles
Me: Me too but I haven't done it in a long time
Bri: Well, why don't you ride Daddy's
Me: Because Daddy won't let me
Bri: Well maybe if you didn't crash his other bike he'd let you
Me: Me too but I haven't done it in a long time
Bri: Well, why don't you ride Daddy's
Me: Because Daddy won't let me
Bri: Well maybe if you didn't crash his other bike he'd let you
On the way to school Brianna told me that she can celebrate Justin Bieber's birthday when Daddy's dead. And when Daddy's dead he can't control her any more!
Coming home from school I said I can't believe how much the dogs are ripping up the yard (it looks awful by the way) and Brianna says then quit buying dogs.
Me: Bri, it's time to wake up.
Bri: (groans) Ok, let me finish my dream first.
Bri: (groans) Ok, let me finish my dream first.
Cameron told me tonight that he wants to buy me a hair cap for my bday this year. When I asked him why he said he is tired of eating his food with my hair in it.
Me: Grandma is coming over today so I have to clean up the house.
Cameron: Why? Just have Grandma do it, she does a better job.
Yes, my kids just think so much of me!
Cameron: Why? Just have Grandma do it, she does a better job.
Yes, my kids just think so much of me!
Last night I asked Brianna to clean her room so she just told me that she was going to clean it but she might get distracted by a nap.
I'm taking Brianna to school when she was complaining about her backpack and how something needs to be fixed. So I told her to remind me after school and I would look at it. She then says, "Can you remember my birthday?" I said yes. She then says, "Then you can remember this".
So during dinner we ask Cameron if he wants to try some crab. He liked it and asked for some more but he didn't want to take it out of the shell cuz they were prickly and didn't want to get hurt. He said "I'm too pretty to get hurt"
Bri:
I will clean my room when I'm in an organizing mood...I'm not sure when that will be.
I will clean my room when I'm in an organizing mood...I'm not sure when that will be.
I asked Brianna what she was doing on my computer and she said watching gorillas eat their own poop. Nice. She is looking at a zoo website with video clips.
Cameron: Do pretty girls fart?
Me: Yes, I fart.
Cameron: You're pretty mom but not that pretty!
Me: Yes, I fart.
Cameron: You're pretty mom but not that pretty!
Brianna just told me that when boys having babies the babies come out of their booty's.
So Cameron asked me if I like Monistat. I asked him why and he told me that 90 some % of woman love it.
Cameron told me tonight that he wants to buy me a hair cap for my bday this year. When I asked him why he said he is tired of eating his food with my hair in it.
So Grandma gave Cameron $5 for losing his tooth the other day.
Cameron: Mom, will you take me to the store tonight?
Me: Ummm, NO
Grandma: You're going to have to do your shopping online tonight!
(We are in the middle of having a world record blizzard)
Cameron: Mom, will you take me to the store tonight?
Me: Ummm, NO
Grandma: You're going to have to do your shopping online tonight!
(We are in the middle of having a world record blizzard)
Cameron: If you throw the dog a snack then make sure she will like it so you don't have to go pick it up.
So I was taking Brianna's tempeture this morning because she is not feeling well and Cameron yells out:
"She doesn't have a fever, maybe a Bieber fever but she's not sick."
"She doesn't have a fever, maybe a Bieber fever but she's not sick."
The weather man said it was supposed to snow yesterday and she woke up and ran to her window to look outside and there was no snow. So she curled back up into bed and started to cry. I asked her why and she said she was mad at God for not letting it snow.
My son and daughter were jumping on the trampoline and they said they were singing songs to God to make him happy so it would stop raining. They wanted Him to stop crying.
We were all in the bathroom getting ready and brushing our teeth when my daughter grabbed a tampon and showed it to her brother and said when I get older I have to wear these.
Last night we tell the kids they need to take a shower...
Chandler: I want to take a bath I had a hard day.
Dad: You are 11 years old how can you have a hard day? I was you age once.
Chandler: When you were my age did you have to deal with a bunch of Mexicans?
Chandler: I want to take a bath I had a hard day.
Dad: You are 11 years old how can you have a hard day? I was you age once.
Chandler: When you were my age did you have to deal with a bunch of Mexicans?
Cameron was looking at the picture I posted earlier of girls in bikini's and said:
Are those your friends?
Me: Yes
Cameron: Are they all still alive?
Me: I'm not that old Cam
Are those your friends?
Me: Yes
Cameron: Are they all still alive?
Me: I'm not that old Cam
Me: (talking to Bri) Did anyone say you looked pretty today? (she dressed up)
Bri: Yes
Cameron: Who? Daddy is going to kill 'em!
Bri: Yes
Cameron: Who? Daddy is going to kill 'em!
Chandler: I want to learn who my ancestors are.
Me: Honey, you will never know because I have no idea where I came from.
Brianna: Well, I'm Mexican!
Me: Honey, you will never know because I have no idea where I came from.
Brianna: Well, I'm Mexican!